Will the real me stand up

Put my name in google and came up with some of these.

The headchef?
http://www.gordonramsay.com/claridges/chefs/headchef/

The female impersonator?
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59922,00.html

The pole vaulter?
http://usctrojans.cstv.com/sports/c-track/mtt/sargeant_mark00.html

None of them are me.

Prehaps I should start changing my name?
Prehaps I should start charging for my name?